It was a dark and stormy night
I’m drinking Dark and Stormys all night
I park up and get stoney alright
Listening to Stormzy, got a light?

What if you looked round and a ghost waved at you
Would that be scary?
What if you looked round and your dad was peeling his face off
Would that be scary?
What if you looked round and you wasted your fucking life
Would that be scary?

Nah mate
Get to fuck with your What Ifs
What if, what if, what if, what if
What if the worst thing that could happen did happen
Wouldn’t be that bad even if it did happen
Who gives a fuck about hypotheticals
To see into the future you need more than spectacles
Most people’s lives pass them by surprise
Y’all call it a moment – I call it life

You're scared to die, I'm scared of life
Ngl, used to feel scared all the fucking time
But now I don't care, I get high
Life's just passing me by, and I'm like
Eat my shorts, life's too long not short
And I've got lines to snort
Ex-wife is taking me to court
Divorced, but didn't pay the child support
(Fucking life)

Dopeman, can I get some coke man?
(Who you going out with?)
No one, trying to cope man
Waiting for Charon
(The god from Conan?)
No, you know, the underworld boatman

Cause life's just a trail of broken dreams
A living nightmare, I can't go to sleep
Taking pills, slow release
Just trying my best to cope, it seems

Forget Dracula and Frankenstein
The real horror of life is all about time
Tick tick tick
And each moment slips
Between your fingers
Work it out don’t need calculus
Cus Chaos comes from Chronos
Fingers on a clock pull the trigger
You can trace the years in a mirror
I think of my life from own perspective
Could also be thought of who I hung with
Defining decades with dickheads
Work colleagues, dealers and Exes
Leaving their mark before they exit
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Need to take a polaroid next time
When they find mummified bodies in bogs,
Keloids tell the story of lives
People long dead dead before clocks
Ran out of time like you watching Tik Tok