I'm pretty much a motherfucking vampire
I'm so pale I get sunburns at night time
Black trench coat and a crewcut
Forever young, cause I never grew up
And I'm on that liquid diet too, Bud Light
In my mitt when i sit in a dark room sip
On that ice cold brew, when you listen to this shit
I'm draining your life force, it's like getting bit
By young Robert Pattinson and you're Bella Swan
So let's get it on, we're doing it doggystyle
Howling at the moon, baby maybe I'm a werewolf too
It's all good as long as I'm with you

And as we slow dance in the dark
My silver fangs glitter like the night stars
Two little scars on your neck, no need to be alarmed
Just a vampire peck, it's my tiny sign of love

Love triangles
Lines between you and I
Made with acute angles
These boys are feeling Lost
Blank slate like John Locke
I glitter in the sun cause you know I'm getting hot
Day Walker, Blade Runner, late night lover
Count Dracula's castle in Transylvania
Dancing with the devil like out of Tasmania
When we see the moon then you gonna feel the mania
This heart so cold it will give you hypothermia
Don't let anyone treat you like you were diarrhoea
Cause I wanna hold you close and that's a good idea
So I pull my cape round us you can't see us in the mirror

And as we slow dance in the dark
My silver fangs glitter like the night stars
Two little scars on your neck, no need to be alarmed
Just a vampire peck, it's my tiny sign of love

(Oooh) Welcome to the Boyzone
(Oooh) We making holes in the ozone
Layer with our lyrics, motherfucker what

Watt, what? Unit of power
Boys are back again and hasn’t been an hour
Up on a ladder turning back the clocks
Teeth grown back after smoking rocks
Memories packed up in a cardboard box
Years go by in rewind
Reminding yourself of different times
Worse than speed, up all night
E’s equal this MC shares
Its all relative, like porn these days
And so I just sit back and I blaze
Like a Vampire waiting in the shade
Biding my time, I am Legend
I need to heel, that’s a leg end
Until then The Boys are back again
21st century schizoid men

Boy you're a perfect ten
But I'm a one in a million son
I'm riding a white tiger
Still chilling 'til the very end
You're M. Bison, I'm Ken
Live young, die fast
See your life flash past your eyes
When I chi blast like a Super Saiyan
Hadoken, don't get up or I'll hadoken again
Kameha, kamehameha
I float like flappy bird, Sting like a Police,
You'll end up a butterfly in a bell jar
Make you feel weak in the knees
When I hit you with these bars
So you wanna be a rap superstar
Nah man, I wanna take a hit from the bong
And download some MP3s off Kazaa

Wazaap!
The Boys going Ghostface, you casper
Hauntology shit like we were Derrida
Spitting pop culture, goin Zizekian
One in a million, two in a billion,
Boys fuckin up the odds cus we keep on killin 'em
If the past is a memory
Memories are fallible
Did the past even exist?
Uh so that just happened
Breaking the 4th wall in your brain hole
Blowing smoke out, when your face falls
End of history, start of the century
You’re the man now dog, Boys got a destiny

Just don’t call us millennials
Cus we too slippery for those labels
Breaking out the prison of the mind
Got the plans tattooed on my spine
So sit in the inflatable seat
Get this on your ipod on repeat
These new sounds are the old sounds
Welcome to Music 2000

(2000, 2000, what?)